Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jane II, artist - EPMD. Album song Unfinished Business, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 31.12.1990
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Priority
Song language: English
Jane II |
P — Hello hello, may I speak to the E? |
E — This is me… is this the doctor M.D. |
Yo P it’s kinda early, who’s there Laverner and Shirley? |
Is it Kate and Allie, or some other girlie? |
Well anyway, yo P you know I’m lazy |
Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy |
P — Excuse me, but I’m sorry E Double |
It’s a terrible situation and it might cause trouble |
Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over |
E — Why P? |
P — Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa |
E — What? |
P — Last night I was all alone |
Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown |
Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you |
Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22 |
E — Where was I? |
P — I don’t know, you wasn’t there |
Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear |
I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow |
Shifted out the door to the local disco |
E — Where’d you go, not to that ran down pub |
P — Hell no… I was coolin at a club |
It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta |
Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa |
Seen a fly girl, standin next to me So I slid over to her very non-chalantly |
She was DEF, body perfectly fit |
She was packin, a 300-E with the kit |
I said, Kitten, how ya doin miss? |
I said, Hello my name is Parrish |
E — Hi, my name is Cris |
P — Can I buy you a drink? |
E — Yes |
P — What will it be? |
E — A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante. |
By the way is that your Caadillac Allante |
parked outside right next to my Monte |
car? |
You can call it, my ex-husband bought it. |
P — Put my ego up here and said it’s time to go for it This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag. |
We’ll have drinks on the house, back at my pad. |
We got to my house we walked through the door |
Threw on Night and Day by |
E — Al. |
B Sure |
P — She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips |
So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips |
I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt |
Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt |
Put my eho up here |
E — Yeah it’s time to do work |
P — I felt the movement below so it’s time to react |
I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat |
I bust a move… when it came to that |
But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack |
Started dpom it, then she called me the master |
E — You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster |
P — At first I laughed, as if it was a joke |
But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke |
I said to myself, oh no it couldn’t be The J to the A to the N to the E |
E — Yo P don’t tell me it was Jane you were douchin |
With the Anita Baker head |
P — Nah more like Whitney Houston |
E — While the record’s still playing to Al B. Sure’s Effect Mode |
Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode |
Peace, I’m Audi 5000 |