| EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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| J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER!
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| VERSUS!
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| THANOS!
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| BEGIN!
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| I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous
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| With bars weighing on you harder than your haunting guilty conscience
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| I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my palm
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| You’re a pencil-pushing Terran who never learned to love his bomb
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| Seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy
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| Well, that makes sense because your rhymes are only hot periodically
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| Man, I burned the Avengers down to embers, sent half your planet to be
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| slaughtered
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| And now I’m offing Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter
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| Got a fist of gold when I’m rapping
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| Six Infinity Gems what I’m packing
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| Stick your tiny nuclear dick back into your pants, Dr. Manhattan
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| Hadron smashing all your atoms, best not collide with me when I’m rhyming
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| 'Cause you break and bleed so easy I think I’ll call you Oppen-hymen
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| It’s impossible to top me, Oppie, you just don’t have the stones
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| Apparently the only thing you’re good at wrecking is a home
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| Cause you slept with your friend’s wife, right there in your friend’s bed
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| Then got another married girl pregnant, you should’ve gone for the head
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| Listening to you took everything I have left
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| After your raps, I am become deaf
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| You need an Iron, Man, for that wrinkly-ass skin
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| And that butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-buttchin
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| Here we go now
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| Where’s your rhythm? |
| I thought you had the Time Stone
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| Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone
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| You might be something in the MCU
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| But between us, who’s the worst MC? |
| You
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| Your dialogue’s got too many breaks in the syllables
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| You talk so slow, Drax thinks you’re invisible
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| I cause chain reactions when I’m lyrical
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| 'Cause I got that fissile material
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| You were born to Eternals, but came out looking so scary
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| That your own mother tried to make you a temporary
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| Meanwhile, I’ve mastered the atom, more than any man alive
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| Now I’m here to split U like two and three from five
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| I’m a peaceful man, but I do what I must
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| You had an evil plan, Thanos, and it left you in the dust
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| It must leave you enraged when you compare our talents
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| Because in this battle, there is no balance
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| For a communist pariah, you come off as awfully cocky
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| But I’ll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki
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| I’m the box office topper, the Marvel showstopper
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| Got my name on this win like it’s the Thanoscopter
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| You just got no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer
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| I will Loki choke you out like my name was Throat Cancer
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| You wanna talk about Death?
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| How about the one that looked at you and swiped left?
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| I’m the destroyer of worlds
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| You got your nuts handed to you by a Squirrel Girl
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| We’re in the endgame now, Tinky Winky
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| I’ll finish this like Ant-Man, all up in your stinky
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| Anyone who believes that «Thanos did nothing wrong» crap
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| Has obviously never heard you rap, oh snap
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| WHO WON?
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| WHO’S NEXT?
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| YOU DECIDE!
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| EPIC- snap
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| Aw, man… |