Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shin Splints, artist - Epic Beard MenAlbum song This Was Supposed to Be Fun, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 28.03.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Strange Famous
Song language: English
Shin Splints |
Don’t stop, we don’t quit |
Epic Beard Men, we the ultimate |
Fading fading back from black on the mattress in Hackensack |
We in Jersey birds chirping trees it hurts to breathe |
Surgically reconstruct last night’s blurry scene |
Urgency quiet kinda worries me |
You ever get that feeling like you gotta be somewhere? |
(Yes) |
Now I’m creepin' down the stairs in my underwear (Dress) |
Okay my phone was in the microwave with 3% left |
Displayed 30 missed calls, voicemails, and texts |
So lemme check… |
Hey, B, just checkin' to see if you’re up |
Got the early flight to Europe, word up |
Yo, man, you gettin' my texts? |
Hit me back |
If you’re already here I’m around back |
Where you at? |
Boy! |
Answer your phone! |
It’s check-in time this the second time |
This why we supposed to do this ahead of time |
It’s packed with people here, so I’mma step in line |
Skip ahead counter 9! |
Shin splints (time to take flight) |
Shin splints (run) |
Shin splints (come on we gotta go) |
Ahhhhhh |
Had to fix a flat tire with a gypsy cab driver |
Doing 60 in the breakdown lane, hit a divider |
Though that’s not the kind of mileage that I’m known to embrace |
I told ‘im «take us to warp, Ace. |
I’m tryin' to fold space' |
When I hopped out the Taurus, no bull |
He disappeared in a pink vape cloud (cool) |
I’m a generous critic. |
Had to give him four stars |
I was beggin' forgiveness, Sage was waitin' at the door like |
You. |
Are. |
Late |
My bad |
So late |
Sir, your bag is overweight |
Alright start dumpin' shit now we gotta go to the gate |
I’m outta space |
Gotta couple things here that you can take |
No, no way |
Throw the beard essential oils in the trash |
Why you mad? |
Get the vinyl out the carry-on and we can make the dash |
We just need our instrumentals and our merch to sell |
Gotta travel lightly or your legs will hurt like hell |
Shin splints (I'm in the passing lane) |
Shin splints (even if the car’s stolen) |
Shin splints (time to take flight) |
Ahhhhhh |
Made it to security and you already know |
The TSA was puttin' on a helluva show |
There’s no liquids (No!) aerosols (No!) gels (No!) creams (No!) |
Quick quick, here we go, line up with the screen |
I was tryna be discreet when they pulled me outta line |
10 minutes before my final check-in time |
Realized when I saw the vape juice that they had |
I grabbed the wrong bag out the back of the cab |
Fuck it, leave it all behind we’re a terminal away |
And right about then they announced our delay |
5 minutes |
Nice! |
Yeah, man what’s this? |
This is fun (finally) |
The Admiral’s Lounge (this is fun, Casa Bonita) |
The Admiral’s Lounge |
Look what we found |
We’re in the Admiral’s Lounge |
Let’s see what this lounge is all about |
It goes down in the Admiral’s Lounge |
Should we |
A: Walk right on over to the freebies? |
B: Ask for the code to the wee-fee? |
C: Tell ‘em that we need our feet rubbed? |
Well the answer is D: All of the above |
I’m lyin' vertical with thangs inserted in my veins |
For optimal hydration now they’re servin' us drinks |
I had this murderous rage but it’s all meltin' away |
I could get used to this… yeah… |
We’re in the Admiral’s Lounge |
Admiral’s Lounge |
Admiral’s Lounge |
Yo, Sage, we gotta turn the page |
We gotta go, son, we’re late again |
Oh, shit! |
Sprint! |
Run run |
Shin splints |
Run run |
Shin splints |
Ahhhhhh |
Jumpin' out my seat like don’t fail me now feet |
Workin' thumb to my knuckles down on me now |
Fuck a down beat |
There we go, there we there we go |
Past the Dolmaybe |
Now we in the inconsiderate mode baby |
Pass the old lady on the left hand side |
Cause getting' to these shows is a matter of pride |
I jump the cat carrier, run the track faster than |
Ones who sat passive, but clung to fat baggage I shove |
And act savage, now you learnin' the pace |
Who the hell ever heard of a terminal change? |
Took a shuttle to a subway through a tunnel for a shuttle |
Cramped up, cut me! |
the champ is getting bloody! |
And we pushin' all the dummies who’re standing in the left lane |
Of the sidewalk I’m distraught with the chest pain |
Dealin' with the leg pains |
Devoted to the endgame of leavin' on this motherfuckin' jet plane |
Get to gate! |
Tell ‘em to wait! |
Shin splints |
Shin splints |
Shin splints |
Ahhhhhh |
Shin splints |
Shin splints |
Shin splints |
Shin splints |
Shin splints |
Fuck! |
They sayin the flight is tomorrow |
Of course |
Jesus |
Yeah |