| Times have changed
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| And we’ve often rewound the clock
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| Since the Puritans got a shock
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| When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
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| If today
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| Any shock they should try to stem
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| 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
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| Plymouth Rock would land on them.
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| In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
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| Was looked on as something shocking.
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| But now, God knows,
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| Anything goes.
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| Good authors too who once knew better words
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| Now only use four-letter words
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| writing prose.
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| Anything goes.
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| If driving fast cars you like,
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| If low bars you like,
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| If old hymns you like,
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| If bare limbs you like,
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| If Mae West you like,
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| Or me undressed you like,
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| Why, nobody will oppose.
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| When ev’ry night the set that’s smart is in-
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| truding in nudist parties
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| in studios.
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| Anything goes.
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| When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
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| Can get Russian reds to «yes"her,
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| Then I suppose
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| Anything goes.
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| When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
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| Ough money to let Max Gordon
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| Produce his shows,
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| Anything goes.
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| The world has gone mad today
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| And good’s bad today,
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| And black’s white today,
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| And day’s night today,
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| And that gent today
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| You gave a cent today
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| Once had several chateaux.
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| When folks who still can ride in Jitneys
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| Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
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| Lack baby clo’es,
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| Anything goes.
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| When Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
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| Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
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| Then Anna shows
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| Anything goes.
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| When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up Now does a handspring landing up-
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| On her toes,
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| Anything goes.
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| Just think of those shocks you’ve got
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| And those knocks you’ve got
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| And those blues you’ve got
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| From those news you’ve got
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| And those pains you’ve got
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| (If any brains you’ve got)
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| From those little radios.
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| So Missus R., with all her trimmin’s,
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| Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
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| 'Cause Franklin knows
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| Anything goes. |