Lyrics Wasted on the Senate Floor - Emperor X

Wasted on the Senate Floor

We ran aground in the Philippines
Interpreting what Henri Bergson means
When he says life must be durational
That feels million to one
Collapsed in grace on the carpeting
Trade missionaries set to bargaining
We have no use for tricky marketing
We make self-evident claims
We say, «Let the products sell themselves»
We say, «Let the products sell themselves»
We say, «Let the products sell themselves»
Like the Minutemen said
I start to shake when she stares at me
Our currency’s almost at parity
I’d try to talk, but apparently that’s not attractively tough
We tripped and fell when we formed a team
We fixed ourselves with fibrin soldering
Wait, I was wrong, that’s called fibrin glue
We have enough
To get wasted on the senate floor
She said, «Blah blah blah, I’m getting bored»
Republican watchman from Virginia wraps his fist in a flag
To punch our lights out
Because we’re wasted on the senate floor
Now you’re trapped because I locked the door
And I’ve got this thorium-232 and I’ve got this microphone
Listen up
We’ve got bloody eyes but we’re feeling good
Causing confusion in the neighborhood
Nothing protects us like an earmark could from bearing blows
The price is only what inflation pulls
The rules are strictly informational
We showed up late to the Exxon rave
We brought our products in tow
Now we’re wasted on the senate floor
We put ecstasy tabs in the water supply
Now we’re wasted on the senate floor
Let’s see who’s gay and who gets lonely
When they’re wasted on the senate floor
And the naval blockade gets struck down with no trade-off
We’re wasted on the senate floor
And we cast our eyes to the strobe out
We got wasted on the senate floor
We got wasted on the senate floor
We got wasted on the senate floor
We got wasted on the senate floor
We got wasted on the senate floor
We got wasted on the senate floor
We got wasted on the senate floor
We got wasted on the senate floor
Where did you find your brother?
Where did you take your sister’s side?
Where did you hide your brother?
Where did you take your sister’s side?
Where did you find your brother?
Where did you take your sister’s side?
Resign