| Welcome back, my friends
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| to the show that never ends.
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| We’re so glad you could attend!
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| Come inside! |
| Come inside!
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| There behind a glass
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| stands a real blade of grass
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| be careful as you pass.
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| Move along! |
| Move along!
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| Come inside, the show’s about to start
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| guaranteed to blow your head apart
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| Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth
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| The greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth
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| (Chorus)
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| You’ve got to see the show, it’s a dynamo.
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| You’ve got to see the show, it’s rock and roll
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| Right before your eyes,
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| We’ll pull laughter from the skies
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| And he laughs until he cries,
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| then he dies, then he dies
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| (repeat Chorus)
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| (Extended instrumental, mostly keyboard)
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| Soon the Gypsy Queen
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| in a glaze of Vaseline
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| Will perform on guillotine
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| What a scene! |
| What a scene!
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| Next upon the stand
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| will you please extend a hand
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| to Alexander’s Ragtime Band
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| Dixieland, Dixieland
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| Roll up! |
| Roll up! |
| Roll up!
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| See the show!
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| Performing on a stool
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| we’ve a sight to make you drool
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| Seven virgins and a mule
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| Keep it cool. |
| Keep it cool.
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| We would like it to be known
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| the exhibits that were shown
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| were exclusively our own,
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| All our own. |
| All our own.
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| Come and see the show!
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| Come and see the show!
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| Come and see the show!
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| See the show!
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| See the shoooowwwwwww! |