| She loves me, she loves me not
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| She loves me, she loves me not
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| She loves me, she loves me
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| The lady loves me and it shows
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| In spite of the way she turns up her nose
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| I’m her ideal, her heart’s desire
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| Under that ice, she’s burning like fire
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| She’d like to cuddle up to me
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| She’s playing hard to get
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| The lady loves me
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| But she doesn’t know it yet
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| The gentleman has savoir-faire
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| As much as an elephant or a bear
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| I’d like to take him for a spin
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| Back to the zoo to visit his kin
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| He’s got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette
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| The lady loathes him
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| But he doesn’t know it yet
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| The lady’s got a crush on me
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| The gentleman’s crazy obviously
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| The lady’s dying to be kissed
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| The gentleman needs a psychiatrist
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| I’d rather kiss a rattlesnake
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| Or play Russian roulette
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| The lady loves me
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| But she doesn’t know it yet
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| She’s falling fast she’s on the skids
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| Both of his heads are flipping their lids
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| Tonight she’ll hold me in her arms
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| I’d rather be holding hydrogen bombs
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| Will someone tell this Romeo
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| I’m not his Juliet
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| The lady loves me
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| But she doesn’t know it yet
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| She wants me
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| Like poison ivy
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| Oh, needs me
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| Like a hole in the head
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| Everyone can see she’s got it bad
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| He’s mad!
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| The gentleman is an egotist
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| Ha!, I’m simply aware I’m hard to resist
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| He’s one man I could learn to hate
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| So how’s about having dinner at eight?
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| I’d rather dine with Frankenstein
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| In a moonlight tete-a-tete
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| The lady loves me
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| But she doesn’t know it yet
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| Oh yes she loves me
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| Dig that shrinking violet
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| Oh she really loves me
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| Here’s one gal you’ll never get
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| She lo- lo- loves me
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| Would you like to make a bet?
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| I said the lady loves me
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| The gentleman’s all wet! |