Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song This Offer Is Unrepeatable, artist - Elvis Costello. Date of issue: 02.03.2009
Song language: English
This Offer Is Unrepeatable |
| Dont send any money! |
| Fate has no price |
| Ignore at your peril this splendid advice |
| An invaluable link in an infinite chain |
| An offer like this will just not come again |
| You wish you had women to charm and bewitch |
| Power of life and death over the rich young girls will be swooning |
| Because youre exciting them |
| And not only fall at your feet but be biting them |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath |
| Or just possibly scare you to death |
| Sign it and seal it and send it to friends |
| But dont mention my name |
| Dont make any long term plans |
| In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change |
| Your best friends wont know you |
| And neither will strangers |
| Do not keep this letter |
| It must leave your hand |
| You have been selected from over five thousand |
| A twister or dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink you |
| I cant say more it would only confuse you |
| The wine that they offer will go to your head |
| And youll start to see double in fishes and bread |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more |
| Guaranteed, for this world and the next |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother |
| Cherish this life as you dont get another one |
| Unless you should take up this fabulous offer |
| Dont leave it too late or youll be bound to suffer |
| And woebetide anyone so woebegone |
| You wont know youre born or about to pass on Youll never get tired |
| Youll never get bored |
| By the way I just hope youre insured |
| And if youre not satisfied |
| If you want more |
| We can always provide an improved overture |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable |
| This offer is unrepeatable |
| Your trouble will vanish |
| Your tears will dry |
| Your blessing will just multiply |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable |
| This offer is unrepeatable |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favor |
| In a riot of colours, (a variety of) and flavours |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable |
| This offer is unrepeatable |
| Would I lie to you? |
| would I sell you a dud? |
| Just sign on the line. |
| could you possibly write it in blood? |