| How many wrinkles in a pickle
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| How many hairs in a head
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| How many waves in the ocean
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| How many crumbs in bed
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| But last but not least, but baby most of all
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| Why do i mmmumble every-time you call
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| Because you’re strange to me baby
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| Oh, you’re good to me mama
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| Well, i admit you are strange
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| But baby please don’t change
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| I know i belong with you
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| How many bubbles in soap
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| How many chewings in gum
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| How many rolls in a wheel
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| Where did eyeballs come from
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| But last but not least
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| But baby most of all
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| Why do i mmmumble every-time you call
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| How many blanks in a blanket
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| How many cuts in a knife
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| How strong is a bedbug
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| And how deep is his bite
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| But last but not least
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| But baby most of all
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| Why do i mmmumble every-time you call
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| Strange you got a big double head and one bloodshot eye
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| Strange you got five double chins???
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| Strange your knees look like the knees on a billy goat
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| Strange you got two left legs ???
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| Strange there’s something wrong with you i don’t know what it is
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| Strange i’m gonna leave you alone, gonna leave you like this |