| Enter Madam X painted in a shocking pink spangled dress
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| Her teeth are perfect but her mouth is loose
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| Rubbing their hands together she persuades them that it’s better to confess
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| Which unpleasant fate they’d like to choose
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| Every step might be your last
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| Money signs are in your eyes sucker
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| You’ve been taken in this time
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| You might just get out alive if you’re lucky
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| All the vultures tuning in to Glitter Gulch
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| Are looking in on you
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| And they’re hungry
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| he stood five feet tall in his elevator shoes and stovepipe hat
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| He was known by several different names
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| Prompted by Madam X he answered all their questions
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| And then after that he said I’m sick and tired of stupid games
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| We’ve got prizes if you can afford
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| Some small humiliation before you get your reward
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| And I’d rather be an outlaw than an inlaw to you
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| And to live my life in miserable poverty
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| Than to have to grovel to have some dream home hovel
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| So watch me while I get away with prime time robbery
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| As he enters Madam X he things of red raged faces and the sweet greenbacks
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| He climbed upon his honey and he covered her with money
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| As they do their victory dance
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| He thinks I hope they choke upon their laughter tracks
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| They can all go straight to hell while we howl down the whole hotel |