| You’ve been playing snakes and ladders all your life | 
| You never thought that you were wasting all your time | 
| Now I’m gonna tell you: let’s play «Pass the Pigs» | 
| So come on throw your pigs and win by reaching number six | 
| A long time ago the gifts were given by the gods | 
| That day you didn’t show your face at all | 
| Now I’m gonna ask you: where do you belong? | 
| The human being’s supposed to be the best of all | 
| The missionary position’s leading back to number one | 
| You thought you had some points, but now you have none | 
| You’re just one of the bloody freaking mass | 
| The very best of the breed in your literature class…? | 
| My patience has been worn out by your self esteem | 
| How can you say Lord Byron used to play in your dream team? | 
| Ask a silly question — Get a silly answer | 
| You comedy of contradictions is your final cancer | 
| If this is what you are, then I say: NO! | 
| If this is all you say then I say: NO! | 
| NO! | 
| NO! | 
| The missionary position’s leading back to number one | 
| You thought you had some points, but now you have none | 
| All the natural and good willing forces of the earth | 
| Are worth being respected since your time of birth | 
| But I know you’ll betray them — for your dumb regime | 
| Forget your ugly face 'cause you don’t count more than anything | 
| Cold is the heart of the empty | 
| In the end you will cry for mercy | 
| Ask a silly question — Get a silly answer | 
| You comedy of contradictions is your final cancer | 
| If this is what you are, then I say: NO! | 
| If this is all you say then I say: NO! | 
| NO! | 
| NO! | 
| The missionary position’s leading back to number one | 
| You thought you had some points, but now you have none | 
| You’ve been playing snakes and ladders all your life | 
| You never thought that you were wasting all your time | 
| Now I’m gonna tell you: let’s play «Pass the Pigs» | 
| So come on throw your pigs and win by reaching number six |