| If a custom tailored vet
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| Asks me out for something wet
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| When the vet begins to pet--i cry hooray
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| I’ve been asked to have a meal
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| By a big tycoon in steel
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| If the meal includes a deal, accept I may
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| There’s an oil man known as tex
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| Who is keen to give me checks
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| And his checks, I fear, means that tex is here to stay
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| From ohio mister thorn
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| Calls me up from night till morn
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| Mister thorn once cornered corn and that ain’t hay
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| From milwaukee mister fritz
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| Often dines me at the ritz
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| Mister fritz invented schlitz and schlitz must pay
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| Mister harris, plutocrat, wants to give my cheek a pat
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| If the harris pat means a paris hat, pay, pay!
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way |