| It’s getting hard to remember
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| All the ways that I’ve failed
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| When it comes down to women
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| I never will prevail
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| Cause it is hard just to see them
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| As people that I can trust
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| I never act like myself
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| I always fuck it up
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| Always say the worst thing
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| In the worst way
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| Ramble on, like I need to fill an essay
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| I play along like an old cliche
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| I never know how to make them stay
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| Tell myself it’ll be okay
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| Even though I don’t believe, I sit and pray
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| Need a miracle to get me through this day
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| Jsus come and take me away
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| I fll in love with a bad bitch
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| Maybe out a habit
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| Told her that I loved her
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| On the second date, imagine
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| Couldn’t make out what she said back to me through her laughing
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| Left me all alone in JC
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| Penny’s like a savage
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| What happened?
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| I can never make it to a third date
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| Sit around and wonder how I’ll ever get to home plate
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| I need to work on how to talk to women for my own sake
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| I’m never getting laid at this rate
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| Yeah well, maybe I’m too eager
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| Always trying way too hard to please her
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| Never giving room apart, I’m clingy like a fever
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| I need her
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| Know that makes me weaker
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| I’m just way too eager, eager, eager
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| I’m sad, I’m oh so sad
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| Because I suck so bad
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| I’ll write a song about it
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| And I’ll pretend that I got cheated, like I’m broken-hearted
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| When actually I’m just a loser that has been discarded
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| Cause I’m not good with women, I’ll just throw a pity party
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| Yeah, I get sweaty, I get shaky and I prolly farted
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| I fell in love with a bad bitch
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| Maybe out a habit
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| Told her that I loved her on the second date, imagine
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| Couldn’t make out what she said back to me through her laughing
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| Left me all alone in JC
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| Penny’s like a savage
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| What happened?
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| I can never make it to a third date
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| Sit around and wonder how I’ll ever get to home plate
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| I need to work on how to talk to women for my own sake
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| I’m never getting laid at this rate
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| Yeah well, maybe I’m too eager
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| Always trying way too hard to please her
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| Never giving room apart, I’m clingy like a fever
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| I need her
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| Know that makes me weaker
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| I’m just way too eager, eager, eager
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| Yeah |