
Date of issue: 18.10.2009
Record label: Tunecore
Song language: English
Waste of Time and Money |
Once I saw the galaxies in your Jack and Coke eyes, |
And the sacrificial temple where your monster always dies. |
Once I wrote a gospel out of every word you say, |
And now you’re on the front page of the USA Today. |
Cutting to the front of the line I find my mind |
Is no place to raise a family. |
And I was looking all over for you, baby. |
You were always right in front of me. |
And tonight I’m declaring your love to be a waste of time and money. |
Once I raised alpacas with your pet Komodo dragon, |
While I was eating cardboard in my father’s station wagon. |
Once I sold everything I owned to buy you a diamond ring, |
And now you’re over at CNN sitting down with Larry King. |
After 5 bottles of wine my friends opine that I should consider therapy, |
But they’ve clearly never been with you, baby, |
They don’t know about the things that you’ve told me, |
And tonight I am declaring my life is a joke no longer funny. |
All publicity is good publicity |
When you sell your conscience in this city |
Achieving high elasticity |
Shock resistant with electricity |
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