| Ooh baby better learn to love the coffin
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| You’ve been forced into
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| And just maybe you can line my coffers
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| With your eyes so blue
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| Because you seem like a steal
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| I know this can’t be real
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| I’m a hunter in the city looking for my next meal
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| I will praise you while appraising you
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| 'Cause we must seal the deal
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| Hey!
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| I can’t sell her, I can’t move her
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| She’s a forgery
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| I can’t use her but I just can’t lose her
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| She’s a forgery
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| And she will be authenticated tonight
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| Hey!
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| And my addiction to Kimbo Slice
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| Is an affliction, I must pay the price
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| Adrift in a sea of bulk bought fantasy
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| And I’m still hung up on authenticity
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| Hey!
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| I can’t sell her, I can’t move her
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| She’s a forgery
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| I can use her but I just can’t lose her
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| She’s a forgery
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| And she will be authenticated tonight
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| Let the buyer beware
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| That the birds in your hair
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| Are all just for show
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| And yes I know it’s unfair
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| To purposely impair
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| But it’s better if you don’t know
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| No!
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| I can’t sell her, I can’t move her
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| She’s a forgery
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| I can’t use her but I just can’t lose her
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| She’s a forgery
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| And she will be authenticated tonight
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| I can’t sell her, I can’t move her
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| She’s a forgery
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| I can’t use her but I just can’t lose her
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| She’s a forgery
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| And she will be authenticated tonight |