| Ever since I met you, you were someone I knew
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| Lookin for a little somethin somethin to do
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| You wanted one stop shoppin' and clothes that fit you
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| You wanted to look pretty when they’re taking your picture
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| Now you want your life to move a little bit faster
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| A little bit of death, a little bit of disaster
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| Well I was doing this before you were born
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| The glove already fit you before it was worn
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| And girl, the choice is yours
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| I can dress you up as the devil
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| Or I can dress you up as one of the devil’s whores
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Calling all girls of the opposite sex
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| I know you just can’t wait for what happens next
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| I got a five-step plan and a brand-new facility
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| The perfect habitat for testing sex ability
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| All you need’s a credit card you’re good to go
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| Roll a little footage and film a little video
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| I wanna see who’s living between your legs
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| You just can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs
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| And girl, what do you say?
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| You can dress me up like JFK
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| Hide in the grassy knoll
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| And blow me away!
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| I have some money here for you, so reach in to me and grab it
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| And I have never understood why anybody likes Lenny Kravitz
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| I see no reason for this to continue
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| I don’t have anything else to put in you
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| Now go back home girl and do whatever it is that you do
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| And girl, I hate to break you the news
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| When you win here, you really lose
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| And you’ve been such a pleasure to use
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh oh oh oh |