
Date of issue: 18.10.2009
Record label: Tunecore
Song language: English
Egyptian Cowboy |
Strange raves on a Detroit beach |
I was reaching for the rhythm but it’s out of reach |
She was talking to the Buick |
She was cutting her tequila with bleach |
And she said to me There’s no such thing as an Egyptian cowboy |
Your pretty haircut can’t help you now, boy |
There’s nothing we can do for you |
Unless you’re willing to kill |
Hey, come on and kill |
I think this city could have used a woman’s touch |
As I’m wading through the toxic waste and such |
'Cause everybody here said I won’t amount to much |
Everybody here said I won’t amount to much |
When I go from point A to point B I want thrills and chills |
And blood to spill |
But there’s never any people on the people mover |
Public transit equivalent of Herbert Hoover |
You’re never gonna get anywhere |
Because you’re standing still, standing still |
These songs don’t write themselves |
I’ve got a music workshop run by elves |
Making dozens of records by the trends |
Stocking our product on Ikea shelves |
Let me state that |
My state of mind, mind, mind |
is just fine |
Baby, that’s the sound of the years going by You can find me on the same bar stool just waiting to die |
Three cheers to me, here’s mud in your eye |
I said, «Cheers to me, here’s mud in your eye» |
She came to close out my tab |
So I was troubled and she took a stab |
And she said to me There’s no such thing as an electric tuba |
The Detroit River’s not a good place to scuba |
The only reason you’re here today |
Is 'cause we need you to kill |
Yeah, kill |
My songs are tasty pies |
Fresh oven-baked and filled with lies |
Gobbled up by the dozen by Neanderthal guys |
Inhaling the aroma of Canadian lies |
Oh my Why, you got quite a lot of problems, don’t you? |
Shake that tambourine! |
Shake that shaker machine! |
Shake it, low |
Shake it, high |
Shake it Shake it |
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