| The fix is in
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| There’s a nag gonna dance home at Epsom
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| The fix is in
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| Can’t wait to see how it upsets 'em
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| Too many times we’ve been postally pipped
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| We’ve loaded the saddles, the mickeys are slipped
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| We’re swapping the turf for the sand and the surf and the sin
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| 'Cause the fix, the fix is in
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| The fix is in
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| The odds that I got were delicious
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| The fix is in
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| The jockey is cocky and vicious
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| The redoubtable beast has had Pegasus pills
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| We’ll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills
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| And the Vino di Vici will flow like a river in spring
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| Now the fix, the fix is in
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| The fix is in
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| The snaps of the steward so candid
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| The fix is in
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| Yes, our pigeons have finally landed
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| The Donahue sisters will meet us in France
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| In penguins and pearls, we’ll drink and we’ll dance
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| 'Til the end of our days 'cause it ain’t left to chance that we win
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| 'Cause the fix, the fix is in |