| Thank you
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| Well there is something I wanted to touch upon this evening
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| I don’t remember if I had spoken about it here or…
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| in other parts of this wonderfull land you call
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| the Isle of whatever the hell you call it
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| Everybody has got a different name
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| It is pretty…, whatever
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| Anyway
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| Whatever dude, Ok, here
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| The problem is, and what I wanted to bring up
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| A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold
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| Listen
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| That is the sound of Hot
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| ssshhhhhttttt.
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| That is the sound of Cold
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| Listen again
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| Hot
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| Cold
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| In America we have a thing cold two faucets and one spigot
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| Over here, everywhere we go, like backstage right now
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| There is a faucet for the fucking hot water and one for the cold water
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| And I can’t mix them together
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| I BURN my hand, and then I FEEZE my hand
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| And then I BURN my hand and I FREEZE my hand
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| No, no, no, no, … no clapping
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| It’s you’re problem not mine
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| I’m just wondering, anyone having the same problem
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| I’m just checking
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| Hot, hot, hot, … BURN
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| Cold, cold, cold, …FREEZING
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| Hot, hot, hot
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| Cold, cold, cold
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| I WANT BOTH
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| In one spigot, hot and cold making warm, warm
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| Feel the warm water
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| It’s not BURNING
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| It’s not FREEZING COLD
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| It’s in the middle, its warm warm
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| I can’t wait to get back out to my warm water
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| I just wanted to share that
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| Thank you very much |