| They say God made the Earth in six days
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| He said, it looks good so it all stays
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| The seventh day He took a rest
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| I’m not so sure that was for the best
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| (but)
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| If God did it, I can’t take credit
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| If God did it, just forget it
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| If God did it, it’s not my fault
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| It’s up to him to call a halt
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| Adam and Eve had the garden of Eden
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| And everything they would ever be needin'
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| He put the fruit on the tree of knowledge
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| To get smart now, boy, you have to go to college
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| (awh)
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| If God did it, to teach us a lesson
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| If God did it, it must be a blessin'
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| Adam slipped, and man fell
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| So now we all can — go to Hell
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| God looked down and saw a world of sin
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| He said, I’ll wash it clean and start again
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| He told old Noah, it’s a big pain
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| You better get ready for a little rain
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| (well)
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| If God did it, I guess it was needed
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| If God did it, his warning was heeded
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| He said, here’s the plan; |
| so Noah, hark
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| You’re the man; |
| go build that Ark
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| We’ve got God’s word; |
| It’s in the Bible
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| If it’s not all true, we can sue for libel
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| It’s totally awesome and simply devine
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| My favorite miracle is water to wine
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| If God did it, it must be holy
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| If God dit it, for amusement solely
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| I believe every word He spoke
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| I just hope He can take a joke
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| (Ha-hah, come on, God)
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| I hope I don’t sound like a blasphemer
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| May God forgive me, cause He’s the redeemer
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| He sent His only Son to be our Savior
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| But just to be sure I’m gonna watch my behavior
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| If God did it, it’s His decision
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| If God did it, well, it’s His religion
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| I love God, and I’m a true believer
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| But sometimes He seems like an overachiever
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| The prophesyin' in Revelation
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| There’s no denyin', will be a sensation
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| The war of wars to close the show
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| With God and the Devil goin' toe to toe
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| If God did it, it’s His intention
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| If God did it, he goes on to mention
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| Some helpful hints and a few tips
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| On how to survive the Apocalypse
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| If God did it, there’s no intervention
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| If God did it, it’s beyond comprehension
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| If God did it, the way things are headin'
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| It’s startin' to look like Armegeddon
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| I’m on my knees, and I pray
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| Lord have mercy on judgement day
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| I’m not worthy, and I know it’s a sin
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| So I surrender, Go-o-o-o-o-d, You win
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| You win! |