| Well, if I had a nickel
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| I know what I would do
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| I’d spend it all on candy
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| And give it all to you
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| I’d spend it all on candy
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| And give it all to you
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| Cause that’s how much
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| I love you, baby
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| That’s how much I love you
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| And if you were a kitten
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| With pretty glossy fur
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| I’d pick you up and stroke you
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| And listen to you purr
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| I’d pick you up and stroke you
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| And listen to you purr
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| Cause that’s how much
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| I love you, baby
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| That’s how much I love you
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| And if you were a horsefly
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| And I an old gray mare
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| I’d stand and let you bite me
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| And never move a hair
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| I’d stand and let you bite me
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| And never move a hair
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| Cause that’s how much
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| I love you, baby
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| That’s how much I love you
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| Well if you were a tiger
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| I’d hang around your den
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| I’d pester you, my honey
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| Until you let me in
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| I’d pester you, my honey
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| Until you let me in
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| Cause that’s how much
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| I love you, baby
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| That’s how much I love you
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| Well, if you wanna marry
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| Now let me tell you what
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| We’ll go and find a parson
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| And let him tie the knot
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| We’ll go and find a parson
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| And let him tie the knot
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| Cause that’s how much
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| I love you, baby
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| That’s how much I love you |