| Listen, friends and Romans, let me have your ear
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| Would that I were home for just a day
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| I could settle all my country’s cares and fears
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| I’d call up my president and say
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| Tax your food, your coat and hat
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| Tax your income, tax your flat
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| We can do away with that
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| Put a tax on love
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| Taxicabs will have a clock
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| That will register the shock
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| Of the kisses on each block
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| Put a tax on love
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| Everytime you go and steal a moonlight kiss
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| Mark it down, because you’re gonna pay for this
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| Love a little, love a lot
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| Love that’s true and love that’s not
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| No excuse that you forgot
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| Put a tax on love
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| Give your Frigidaire a bend
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| Let’s go back when men were men
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| Bring the iceman back again
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| Put a tax on love |