Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song #1 Hit Record, artist - Edan. Album song Primitive Plus, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопDate of issue: 31.12.2000
Record label: Lewis
Song language: English
#1 Hit Record |
| Silver Surfer on the cerebellum |
| MC’s rhyme at the zoo and when they’re wack parrots tell em |
| I cut records in morse code |
| I’m mentally retarded but I choose my own wardrobe |
| Raw rap suburbanite |
| I’m fuckin with religion like I didn’t wear the turban right |
| I jerk off in my cereal |
| You couldn’t even fuck with the grand imperial |
| I drop suckers like Plinko |
| You MC’s are wack, even if you don’t think so |
| I step to it then bust a verse |
| I can’t battle you cause I gots to get dusted first |
| I ain’t talkin 'bout drugs neither |
| I’m fuckin gangsta bitches cause I caught thug fever |
| Punching girls and grabbin guns |
| I’m just doin my thing yo, I’m just havin fun |
| This ain’t the Treacherous 3, herb |
| I saturate your face with the mega-dumb reverb |
| I stay in bed, fuck school |
| My folks are payin 20 g’s but yo, this shit is cool |
| I talk shit and I rock well |
| I gots to do the laundry cause my muthafuckin socks smell |
| Yo, that shit ain’t no joke, dude |
| I take off my shoes and muthafuckas start to choke food |
| The fliest on a 12-inch |
| So is your girl, and she doesn’t make records |
| There’s a midget in my neighborhood |
| And a one armed man and they’re both my fans |
| They’re both Vietnam vets |
| They like to call up Asian restaurants and make bomb threats |
| I farted in the fishbowl |
| And then I played pinball with Zev Love X |
| And Percee P |
| And Stezo |
| Yo, this is a hit record, man |
| It’s gon' be number one |
| It’s number one |