Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Allentown , by - Ed Helms. Release date: 23.05.2011
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Allentown |
| Well we’re living here in Allentown |
| And he’s driven our lives into the ground |
| When we woke up we were wasted and drunk |
| Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk |
| I was happy and my life was good |
| Getting married like a dentist should |
| Roasting marshmallows on a stick |
| I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick |
| And we’re living here in Allentown |
| But they’re taking Teddy’s finger now |
| And I’m pretty sure I’m gonna lose my shit |
| And shoot Allen in the face |
| And shoot myself |