Lyrics Allentown - Ed Helms

Allentown

Well we’re living here in Allentown
And he’s driven our lives into the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
I was happy and my life was good
Getting married like a dentist should
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
And we’re living here in Allentown
But they’re taking Teddy’s finger now
And I’m pretty sure I’m gonna lose my shit
And shoot Allen in the face
And shoot myself