Lyrics The Monkey Paw - Eazy Mac

The Monkey Paw

The moneys paw, is a symbol of desire and greed
Everything that its owner can possibly wish for, and the unrestricted ability
to make it happen
This power makes the paw alluring, even to unselfish people who desire nothing,
and have everything you need
Get high until I’m unconscious
Dye my hair, I don’t care, I’m a dumb blonde bitch
Popping mollys always got me wanting massages
Happy ending, stop pretending
Put your tongue on this
Hear the, hear the gun pop cock *Gunshot*
Thats a cumshot, fucking to that one song sick
Plus I only last a song yeah I’m done that quick
Cause its easy easy easy
Yeah bitch hum that shit (Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm)
This the monkey paw (Yeah)
No one ever cares what the junkie saw
Zach Galifianakis and Mac are having a crack binge with Black Sabbath In Kansas
A fast track to the madness
I fucked a fat actress did a handstand on a sandwich
Broke her back, and couldn’t stand and left her tran stamp on the mattress
I just, I just turned out how my dad is
Misogynistic and madden burning out bad off the cabbage
My chef will make me salad with some ranch dip or balsamic
And a catfish for my pallet
All this cash is from my talent
Never checked the balance, but I spend it like I have it
When I met with Jimmy Falon, we did secret silly habits
I told Angelina Jolie «Grab a slab of pizza for me»
Camera in the trojan baby
My banana need to go deep with no holy
just go pony
Fuck her raw for mankind, okie dokie Mr. Foolie Foolie
Spray her in her face make her act like Casper
Waiter wait, she needs napkins ask her why she run off?
Yeah, when does the fun stop?
(Woo woo woo)
Roofies on my jewelry I’m a slumped dog
Chucked lots of the rum sauce
Got lost on the walk — home
Lawn gnomes trying to talk (Woah)
I don’t know how to stop