| Everyone gets into a dull routine
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| If they don’t get a chance to change the scene
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| I could not be wearier
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| Life could not be drearier
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| If I lived in Siberia
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| I’ll tell ya what I mean
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| I met a rather amusing fool
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| While on my way to Istanbul
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| He bought me the Black Sea for my swimming pool
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| Monotonous
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| For thirty days, salt air I sniffed
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| While I was shipwrecked and cast adrift
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| With a man who looked like Montgomery Clift
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| Monotonous
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| For what it’s worth, throughout the earth
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| I’m known as femme fatale
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| But when the yawn comes up like thunder, brother
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| Take back your Taj Mahal
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| Jack Fath made a new style for me
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| I even made Johnny Ray smile for me
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| A camel once walked a mile for me
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| Monotonous, monotonous
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| I could not be wearier
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| Life could not be drearier
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| If I lived in Siberia
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| Traffic has been known to stop for me
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| Prices even rise and drop for me
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| Harry S. Truman plays bop for me
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| Monotonous, monotone-eous
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| T.S. |
| Elliott writes books for me
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| King Farouk’s on tenterhooks for me
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| Sherman Billingsley even cooks for me
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| Monotonous, monotonous
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| I could not be wearier
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| Life could not be drearier
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| If I lived in Siberia
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| Though I know I’ve acres of dough
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| I’m not sure of the amount
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| It might be exciting some day if I learned to count
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| Chian Kai-Shek sends me pots of tea
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| Gaylord Hauser sends me vitamin D
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| And, furthermore, Ike likes me
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| Monotonous, monotonous
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| Monotonous |