| A friend of mine called me up not long ago
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| He knew me since I was knee high to a grasshopper
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| But I evidently didn’t give him the right answer
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| Because he said to me:
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| Mink Schmink, Money Schmoney
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| Think you’re hot now don’t ya honey
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| What have you got if you haven’t got love
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| Silk Schmilk, Satin Schmatin
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| A penthouse high in old Manhattan
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| That’s not enough if you haven’t got love
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| Happiness is not a thing that you can buy
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| It takes loving, lotsa loving, from the right guy
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| Pearls Schmearls, ermine Shmermen
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| From Jim or Jack or Joe or Herman
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| That’s not enough if you haven’t got love
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| Ring Schming, Jewellery Schmellery
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| Don’t you know that’s just Tom Foolery
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| What have you got if you haven’t got love
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| Cars Schmars and Princes Schminces
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| With caviar and chicken blintzes
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| Don’t mean a thing if you haven’t got love
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| Love is just a simple thing that you can’t buy
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| You can’t get it wholesale darlin', why try?
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| Tips Schmips, Angle Schmangle
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| Play around and get entangled
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| What have you got if you haven’t got, haven’t got love?
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| I’ll take the jaguar on the right |