| If I was a boy I’d know the things a girl shouldn’t know | 
| I’d go where girls shouldn’t go | 
| So, oh so girls shouldn’t, so | 
| If I was a boy, I’d had come of age a long time ago | 
| It would be a joy, if I was a boy | 
| If I was a boy, I’d do so much a girl can’t explain | 
| I’d pack and catch me a train | 
| Go out and raise me some Cain | 
| If I was a boy, there’d be some use in having a brain | 
| It would be a joy, just to be a boy | 
| There is such a lot a girl is got to cope with | 
| There are times I think I’m busting at the seams | 
| But as long as I have something left to hope with | 
| I still have my dreams | 
| If I was a boy, I’d have no wings like girls seem to sprout | 
| Learn things that girls seem to doubt | 
| Spread my activities out | 
| If I was a boy, I’d know what all the shouting’s about | 
| It would be a joy, just to be a boy | 
| There is such a lot a girl is got to cope with | 
| There are times I think I’m busting at the seams | 
| But as long as I have something left to hope with | 
| I still have my dreams | 
| If I was a boy, I’d have no wings like girls seem to sprout | 
| Learn things that girls seem to doubt | 
| Spread my small activities out | 
| If I was a boy, I’d know what all the shouting’s about | 
| It would be a joy, just to be a boy | 
| Doggone it, if I was only a boy, the things I wouldn’t do | 
| I’d take a trip to… |