| Christmas has been bastardized
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| Mass-marketed, commercialized,
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| Overly-politicized
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| They’re puttin' a funk on Christmas.
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| What happened to the simple bliss
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| That’s gotten lost in all of this?
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| Guess I’ll give my girl a kiss
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| And try to get some this Christmas.
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| Love,
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| Peace, joy,
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| Beautiful Christmas.
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| Funkin' it up on Christmas.
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| Love, (oh yeah!)
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| Peace, joy,
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| Beautiful Christmas.
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| (See if your wife will-a hump this Christmas.)
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| Christmas relations. |
| (to Donna) Hey, baby, come here!
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| What?
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| I’m grateful for so much this year
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| Like health and faith and yuletide cheer
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| And, most of all, my wife’s big rear!
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| I’m gettin' me some this Christmas.
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| Let’s get unwrappin' presents done,
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| Slip away from everyone,
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| Close the door and have some fun.
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| You ain’t gettin' none this Christmas.
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| Love,
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| Oh, yeah, we’ll see.
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| Peace, joy,
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| Maybe I planned ahead.
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| Beautiful Christmas.
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| Funkin' it up on Christmas.
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| Maybe this ain’t my first Christmas.
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| Love,
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| Peace, joy,
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| Beautiful Christmas.
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| Getting your hump on Christmas.
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| A wise man knows he holds the key
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| To unlock that sweet booty.
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| That’s why I bought her jewelery.
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| You are gettin' some this Christmas!
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| Hooray! |
| Merry Christmas, honey!
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| Oh, it’s beautiful!
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| So are you.
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| I don’t know what to say!
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| You don’t have to say anything.
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| Love,
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| Peace, joy,
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| Beautiful Christmas.
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| Funkin' it up on Christmas.
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| Love,
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| Peace, joy,
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| Beautiful Christmas.
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| Get your hump on this Christmas.
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| Love,
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| Peace, joy,
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| Beautiful Christmas.
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| Funkin' it up on Christmas.
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| Love, (Oh yeah)
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| Peace, joy,
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| Beautiful Christmas.
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| Some holiday funk this Christmas.
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| Come on over here, would you?
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| You’re so sweet, baby!
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| I love you.
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| Me, too.
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| No silent night in this house tonight.
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| Cleveland!
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| I love you.
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| I can tell! |
| This is the best Christmas ever! |
| Oh! |
| OH!!!
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| So if I got one thing to say,
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| It’s that we all must find a way
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| To focus on the holiday,
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| But try to get some this Christmas!
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| Because it feels good!
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| Oh yeah.
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| Merry Christmas, everybody! |