Lyrics Hollywood Carver - DZK

Hollywood Carver

I slip a pill in the cup of Miss Hilary Duff
And when she wakes up taped up I be drilling her muff
Probably still in a buff when I finally kill her
And dump her body off a bridge stuffed in a rug in the trunk of my truck
What?
I’m a butcher carving Hollywood up
Used to be average but I practiced stabbing hookers
Cause I couldn’t find the address of that faggot Ashton Kutcher
And yeah I sell crack, I’m Ben Affleck’s hook up
So look up if you happen to be on Roe-Day-O
That my ass pressed the glass see my A-hole?
I’m shocking every actress with shopping bags
And making 'em drop 'em, that’s when I take 'em and rob 'em
I hit 'em with a taser in the neighborhood jogging
You wake up in a basement where your kidney is gone
And some people say my hustle is a serious problem
Cause I steal black toddlers and Madonna adopts them
Yeah — I’m coming for y’all suckers
Hitch hike to Hollywood, with strange truckers
And I’m stealing cars, on the boulevard
I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car
I’m in your mansion I bypassed security
I got your butler at gunpoint serving me
And your assistants dead, and your maid is dead
And I’m eating all your pets laying your bed
I’ll put a fucking cleaver up to Justin Bieber
And threaten to fix his haircut while Ushers screaming «NO!»
And beat the Tequilia out of Tila for no other reason than
The fact she lacks any talent but breathing
I am the illest villain alive chilling
Hiding in the air ventilation system of the Hilton building
'Bout to kidnap Paris and her sister
Than bill their filthy rich parents millions
A handsome ransom then vanish
The phantom who reappears in the Hamptons with hand cannons
I’m dedicated just bombed 80 homes
In a row trying to kill the baby
Of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, I may be insane
I never had a solid role model
Always sniffing airplane model glue from the bottle
Yeah — I’m coming for y’all suckers
Hitch hike to Hollywood, with strange truckers
And I’m stealing cars, on the boulevard
I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car
I’m in your mansion I bypassed security
I got your butler at gunpoint serving me
And your assistants dead, and your maid is dead
And I’m eating all your pets laying your bed
I drop an anvil on Avril Lavigne
Like in a cartoon scene, I’m far too mean
Ram Star Jones with my car 2, 3, or 4 times
Or more till it’s hard to breath from laughing
Watch Brooke Hogan get his ass kicked
Wait?!
We talking bout that fat kid
Stop your fucking lies
Man that’s a trick, she probably got her dad’s dick
I’m a rude dude I’d eat the witherd prune shoot Reese Witherspoon
Poops through, spew puke a few screws loose in my noodle
If one falls out I chew through, lose a tooth in my fruit loops
Shoot hoops with Magic Johnson, kidnap him
Lock 'em up in my cabinet and trap him
And make him give his highly contagious virus
To Dane Cook
I fucking like Miley Cyrus
Yeah — I’m coming for y’all suckers
Hitch hike to Hollywood, with strange truckers
And I’m stealing cars, on the boulevard
I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car
I’m in your mansion I bypassed security
I got your butler at gunpoint serving me
And your assistants dead, and your maid is dead
And I’m eating all your pets laying your bed