| Cold tears fall from his eyes
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| As he turns into the night and walks away
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| Lucille runs outside
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| Just to see if there might be a sleigh
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| Little Bobby stares down
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| At the plate where cookies still lay
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| And tries to understand
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| Why momma said Santa can’t stay
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| Momma said Santa can’t stay
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| Said she told him that twice yesterday
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| Then a car just like Dad’s
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| Pulled out and drove away
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| After mom said Santa couldn’t stay
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| Santa can’t stay
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| --- Instrumental ---
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| They both heard him coming
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| Saw Mom run down the hall and holler wait
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| Doug you’re drunk don’t come inside
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| I’m not joking I’ve had all this I can take
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| He threw a present really hard
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| That almost hit Mom’s new boyfriend Rickey
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| And yelled ho-ho lucky for you she’s here
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| And said that Santa can’t stay
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| Momma said Santa can’t stay
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| Said she told him that twice yesterday
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| Then a car just like Dad’s
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| Pulled out and drove away
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| After mom said Santa couldn’t stay
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| Momma said Santa can’t stay
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| Said she warned him that twice yesterday
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| Then a car just like Dad’s
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| Pulled out and drove away
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| After mom said Santa couldn’t stay
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| Momma said Santa can’t stay
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| Said he might just beat the crap outta Dave
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| Then a car just like Dad’s
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| Peeled out and drove away
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| After mom yelled Santa couldn’t stay
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| Momma said Santa can’t stay… |