Lyrics If My Bong Could Talk - Dune Rats

If My Bong Could Talk

Speaking way to long, just hit the fucking bong
You’re always gonna leave nothin' till it’s gone
Too much choppin' not enough of puffin'
We can’t free you
If my bong could talk, it’d say YOU STINGY FUCK
If my bong could sing, it’d say LA LA LAA
Waters getting gross, so slowly as it roasts
If you’re going green, looking like a ghost
I’m not stopping, fill it to the top and
We can’t free you
If my bong could talk, it’d say YOU STINGY FUCK
If my bong could sing, it’d say LA LA LAA
If my bong could talk, it’d say YOU GET A JOB!
If my bong could sing, it’d say FA LA LA LA LA LAA
Nothin' but weed
Nothin' but green
Now we can really breathe
We’ve got nothin' green
Nothin' but weed
Now we can barely breathe
If my fridge could fuck, it’d go OHH OHH OHHHHH!