| Back from being black balled
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| Here to slap all them stupid cats doin bath salts
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| Korean jesus, droppin panties to the asphalt
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| Got them Asian bitches getting freaky to them trap songs
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| Baptized with the water in the glass bong
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| Turned water into soju, got your facts wrong
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| If you trying to learn I teach a junior college class on it
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| Throw the money in the basket, put a couple racks on it
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| Took me 20 years to grow this fuckin goatee
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| It’ll take another 40 years for you to shave it off me
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| I’m on that sensei swag with the wise look
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| Chicks dig it even make the nuns wanna dry hump
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| Never drive drunk, but I do it high as hell
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| Cruisin in Koreatown might as well
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| Im Adele, bitter at my ex, ima tell
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| The world about her Ft. |
| Lauderdale pictures of her breasts, next
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| Chillin in the bat cave, stackin mad tracks
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| I ain’t never had a half day
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| Your shit’s wack you should smash on the backspace
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| Fuck all your videos, I’d rather watch the ads play
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| Gotten more ass than them ads for them axe sprays
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| Sprained my damn back trynna do the latest dance craze
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| Dopin' up with Lance, pedalin' that good man made
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| Take two of these and it’ll leave you in a trance daze
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| K-Town Jesus, rockin open toed Addidas
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| Rollin Zig zags and reefer with a big bag of cheez-its
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| Its beanie season I don’t need a fucking reason
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| No matter the degrees, if its heated or its freezing
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| Back but I never left, heaven sent raps from the devils breath
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| Leanin to the left, like a treble clef, respect don’t get your panties in a knot
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| Buddha blessed, with Muhammad trying to hotbox with Gods
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| You don’t know who Korean Jesus is?
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| What, you stupid or something?
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| The man who turned water into soju, you don’t know who he is?
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| You think somebody better than Korean Jesus?
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| He is the reason why Asian people are so cheap
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| He took a single loaf of bread and fish, and fed a thousand people
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| You try and do that shit!
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| Bitch, why don’t you try and walk on water?
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| Fuck Criss Angel!
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| Korean Jesus saves you like Korean people save zip lock bags after one use
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| He is forever with me like a kimchi stain on a white t-shirt
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| Korean Jesus was the original K-Town hipster, wearing sandals and a full beard
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| You’re welcome |