| In '83 while Berlin I took the chance to ogle
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| At silver plates and bichromates developed by Herr Vogel
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| And so began a love affair which blossomed into passion
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| For all things photographical, but now my face is ashen
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| Oh, I refer, of course, to Mr Eastman’s new construction
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| A regular Pandora’s box put into mass production
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| Those fools who dream they’re artists are to me a tad deluded
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| For owning your own Kodak doesn’t stop you being stupid
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| Out into the sticks they carry it
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| Every Tom and Dick and Harriet
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| Furiously pedalling upon their chariots
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| Snap snap snap snap snap they go
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| Why they snap they do not know
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| They disregard discretion, they eschew the right to choose
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| Like mindless big-game hunters they’ll shoot anything that moves
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| I don’t suggest that you’ll progress to better lumière
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| But this clowning with a Browning is frankly more than I can bear
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| Their rolls of nitrocellulose exposed beyond redemption
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| It’s back to Eastman’s factory for God knows whose attention
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| And then as if expecting heaven’s blessing from the stork
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| They wait for a delivery postmarked Rochester, New York
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| Out into the sticks they carry it
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| Every Tom and Dick and Harriet
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| Furiously pedalling upon their chariots
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| Snap snap snap snap snap they go
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| Why they snap they just don’t know
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| You push the button, and we do the rest
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| Well not unlike that button I am suddenly depressed
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| Out into the sticks they carry it
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| Every Tom and Dick and Harriet
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| Furiously pedalling upon their chariots
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| Snap snap snap snap snap they go
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| Why they snap they do not know
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| You’re all obsessed with things extraneous
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| Only interested in the instantaneous
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| Suddenly somebody’s muddling up the quickest with the brainiest
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| Snap snap snap snap snap they go
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| Why they snap they do not know
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| Snap snap snap snap snap they go
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| Why they snap they’ll never know |