| As I was motivating back towards town
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| I seen a Cadillac sign, it said no money down
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| So I eased on the brake, and I pulled up there in the drive
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| I gunned up the motor and then I walked on inside
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| The dealer came down and said man trade that Ford
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| I can put you in a car that will eat up the road
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| Now you just tell me what you want
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| And then sign on this line
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| I’ll have it brought right to your house
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| In about an hour’s time
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| I’m gonna get me a car
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| And I’m gonna head on down the road
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| Ain’t gonna have to worry no more
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| Bout that broke down raggity Ford
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| Well mister I want a yellow convertible a four door deville
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| Man I want a continnetial spare and some white chrome wheels
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| And power steering and uh a power brakes
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| And a powerful motor with a jet off take
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| Some nice cool air condition and some nice warm heat
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| And a big old feather bedroom pillow in the back seat
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| I want a ship to shore radio a colour TV and a phone
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| So I can talk to my honey while I’m riding alone
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| I wanna get me a car yeah
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| And head on down the road
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| I don’t have to worry no more
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| Bout that broke down raggity Ford
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| And also I want four carburetors and I want two straight exhaust
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| I want a nuclear reactor and I don’t care what it cost
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| I want a railroad air horn I want a phycadellic strobe spot
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| And I want a 15 year guarantee on everything that I got
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| I want a two dollar deductible and I want a 20 dollar note
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| I want a 150,000 dollars liability and that’s all she wrote
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| I gonna get me a car
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| And head on down the road
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| I don’t wanna have to worry no more
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| Bout that broke down raggity Ford |