| I went to party’s and went all night
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| In Margaritaville in summertime
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| The strip in Vegas was one hot scene
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| Still only Tijuana got the best of me
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| I saw Darth Vader
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| Sponge Bob, the Undertaker
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| Whole lot Tequila
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| I was adios
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| You can say what you wanna
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| But nothing get me hotter
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| When I ate the worm down in Mexico
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| Slept through Jamaica 'cause a «roll yer owns»
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| They knew me down in Cuba as Pinocchio
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| I saw the World through bloodshot eyes
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| Still only Tijuana got me by surprise
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| I saw Darth Vader
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| Sponge Bob, the Undertaker
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| Whole lot Tequila
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| I was adios
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| You can say what you wanna
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| But nothing get me hotter
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| When I ate the worm down in Mexico
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| Whoa whoa!
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| That little critter
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| Tequila swimmer
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| He was better off left alone
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| N' I’m pretty certain
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| That I’ll be hurtin'
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| When he finally gets me home
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| I don’t know we’ll be drivin'
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| But they’re gonna need a bigger boat
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| Sammy Hagar’s «Cabo» on the table
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| (1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, floor!)
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| Dos cerveza’s by a Sen~orita
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| The line is busy open up the door
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| (For all our friends!)
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| Darth Vader
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| Sponge Bob, the Undertaker
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| Whole lot Tequila
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| I was adios
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| You can say what you wanna
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| But nothing get me hotter
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| When I ate the worm down in Mexico
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| Well I’m drunk and in jail
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| Hence this little tale
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| I’m makin' bail but before I go
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| I got the lesson
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| Rednecks can’t be messin'
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| With the damn worm down in Mexico
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| What was we thinkin?
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| Ain’t never gonna do that again
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| Who we kiddin'
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| 'Course we’re gonna do that again |