| It’s always Lisa’s birthday when I get that call
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| She’s got no money for a cab, she’s way to drunk to walk
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| Lisa’s had more birthdays than there are sad country songs
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| About trying to love two women and only taking one girl home
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| It’s a good thing that her dancing shoes don’t run on gasoline
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| She could dry up Texas in one night the way she feels that beat
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| If I don’t find 'em under the bed we make love on
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| She’s lighting Lisa’s candles, they’ll be burning all night long
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| So happy birthday Lisa, Good evening Jim Beam
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| Goodnight, all you socialites, don’t wait up for me
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| I’ll be out way past the time the scene’s no sight to see
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| But y’all don’t live with Lisa, and she don’t stay with me
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| It’s always Lisa’s birthday when I get that call
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| Her car’s not where she parked it it’s with her wallet and her phone
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| Lisa’s had more birthdays than there are sad country songs
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| About trying to love two women and only taking one girl home
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| I get older and Lisa keeps on turning twenty-one |