| Tired of living in Buttholeville
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| Tired of my job and my wife Lucille
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| Tired of my kids Ronnie and Neil
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| Tired of my 68 Bonneville
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| Working down at Billy Bob’s Bar and Grille
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| The food here tastes like the way I feel
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| There’s a girl on the dance floor dressed to kill
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| She’s the best looking woman in Buttholeville
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| One day I’m gonna get out of Buttholeville
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| Gonna reach right in Gonna grab the till
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| Buy a brand new hat and a Coupe deVille
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| lay a patch on the road that runs over the hill
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| There’s a beach somewhere where the water’s are still
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| Gonna lay in the sun till my skin peals
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| Drinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster and eel
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| and I’m never going back to Buttholeville
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| Never going, never going, never going never going back!
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| lyrics by Patterson Hood
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| music by Adam’s House Cat (Cooley, Cahoon, Hood, Tremblay) |