| Bob goes to church every Sunday
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| Every Sunday that the fish ain’t bitin'
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| Bob never has to have dinner with the preacher
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| 'Cause Bob never bothered getting married
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| He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
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| He always had more dogs than he ever had friends
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| Bob ain’t light in the loafers
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| He might kneel but he never bends over
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| Bob takes care of his mama
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| She’s the only one he lets call him Robert
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| She don’t drive anymore so he takes her to the store
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| And keeps her yard looking just like she wants it
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| Every week at the beauty shop Bob’s mama hears
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| Of another woman’s made another man disappear
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| Robert ain’t exactly scared of women
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| He’s just got his own way of livin'
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| Bob’s still got an antenna on a pole
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| Two channels come in, two more come and go
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| He used to watch the news but he don’t anymore
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| Ain’t none of it new, it’s the same as before
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| He figures all any of it’s any good for
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| Is keeping every bored 'til there ain’t nobody like Bob anymore
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| Bob takes care of his mama
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| She’s a mess but he feels like he oughta
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| How big a mess today? |
| Ask Bob, he’ll say
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| «She's a big 'un and she’s gonna be a lotta»
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| He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
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| He always had more dogs than he ever had friends
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| Bob ain’t light in the loafers
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| He might kneel but he never bends over |