| Too slick; |
| I pick a pocket even when it’s under lock and key
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| Most definitely got the flow so let me shoplift the show
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| From under, the nose of the mediocre joker
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| For the mic last week, yeah I was fiendin like a smoker
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| On my way to the mall, yo what’s the plan I can’t call it
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| He said, «How much ya got?» |
| I’m pullin the lint out my wallet
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| I said, «Nobody's home,» he’s lookin kinda funny
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| Realizin that I hadn’t planned on spendin any money
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| Seen a brand new au-dio Technic, a cordless mic
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| He said, «You know we can’t afford this,» syke
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| I accidentally picked it up, it accidentally fell in my pocket
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| Whaddya know? |
| I accidentally walked out the store
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| Alarm went off, my knees were sore
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| Security woulda been any second so we fled North
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| Like runaway slaves to the parkin lot
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| Got in the car, turned the key, but my shit wouldn’t start
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| So duck ya head they’re rollin by, they’re rollin by
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| Ya gots to duck ya head they’re rollin by, they’re rollin by
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| And while patrol was on the lookout for two crooks
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| A-outta the car we snuck into the back of a truck and we was GONE.
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| Word is bond.
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| AIYYO!
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| We made the getaway quick, I’m thinkin glory hallelujah
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| The brother too slick a-but the story wasn’t through
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| You had to understand what was goin on inside my brain
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| Now I had a hunger pain so I had to run my game
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| At the local diner, where all of the honies rolled through yo
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| Ordered everything we saw on the menu
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| And you know damn well I couldn’t afford what I ate
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| Next thing you know yo, «THERE'S A ROACH ON THE PLATE!»
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| Brother made a scene, carried out the scheme
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| Fronted on the waiter and refused to pay the fee, later B
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| I had to make a phone call
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| To ask Big Moe to get my car from the mall
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| And he would have to give it a jump start cause yo I couldn’t risk it
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| Next thing you know we’re on the Boulevard in Linden
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| No no no, not a row but if I done ya ho
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| Went to the head and with the big bottle of rum
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| Goin straight to the brain cell the alcohol arrived
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| Huh, avoided accidentally made a drunk driver
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| To the local vocal joint, where the brothers flow yo
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| We stumbled in and plugged the mic in, and you know
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| That I had (??) what me I’m on it
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| Say you’re flowin it with the funk and yo you oughta turn the page
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| And see the crowd gettin pumped, now the jealous wanna riff
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| I felt the rum comin through me, so I had to take a piss
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| In the bathroom, about to button up my fly
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| Stick up kids, they out the corner of the eye
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| Turned to my jacket, like I was packin
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| For this three on one so you see the odds stackin up
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| Against me, up against the wall they fenced me
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| With their backs to the door, so you know that they could not see
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| Big Mo with Domino bust in
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| And now it’s Even Steven, three on three, so we rushed dem
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| So duck ya head we’re comin in, we’re comin in
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| Ya gots to duck ya head we’re comin in, we’re comin in
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| Ya gots to duck ya head we’re comin in, we’re comin in
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| Ya gots to duck ya head we’re comin in, we’re comin in
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| AND, to make sure they wouldn’t try that again
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| Hit one in the head with a bottle of gin
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| Seen the next one reach to go inside the coat
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| I put my knee into the groin the elbow to the throat
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| It happened so fast you couldn’t think
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| Hit the head of the third on the edge of the sink
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| And after he fell out in my mind I had no doubt
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| Took the wallets and the jewelry and we broke the hell out
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| Leavin the scene of the crime, headed for home sweet home
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| When the thought crossed my mind that I had left my microphone
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| And me without a mic is like a brother with no function
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| That’s like (?) cop without the greed and the corruption
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| And the crooked politician I was on my own mission
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| He said, «Ya can’t go back,» but would I listen?
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| I (?) in the facility at half past three
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| Pullin up to the stoplight and who do we see?
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| Stick up kids, they ten deep, rollin the other way
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| Inside my head, I heard a little bitty voice say
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| Duck ya head they’re rollin by, they’re rollin by
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| Ya gots to duck ya head they’re rollin.
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| but I guess I wasn’t duckin low enough
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| The jig was up, I floored the pedal on the ass
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| The stick up kids they had a score to settle |
| The shot-glass the broken glass and there goes the back window
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| And with it went a very large piece of my shoulder
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| My grill went into shock as I felt the car swerve
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| About to get served on the choppin block
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| A ring-a-ding-a-ling-a-ling alarm clock, wake up we gotta jet
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| Says my brother, I lay in the bed in a cold sweat
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| Covered in my piss, a minor technicality
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| Better to learn from this than to fuck with some reality
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| Thinkin educatin over like a fat rat
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| You’ll always get caught in your own mousetrap
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| So duck ya head they’re rollin by, they’re rollin by
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| Ya gots to duck ya head they’re rollin by, they’re rollin by
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| Ya gots to duck ya head they’re rollin by, they’re rollin by
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| Ya gots to duck ya head they’re rollin by, they’re rollin by
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| To the beat y’all duck it
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| On the microphone gots to duck it, pluck it, duck it, pluckin
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| Like a chicken when I’m kickin what I’m stickin in ya ear
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| More rhymes that you need to hear
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| You find that I come off like this at the end with the beat
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| Drop everything now you know that sounds sweet
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| A dibbi-dip-dip-damn, so-so-socialize
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| Yo what you sayin over there open up your eyes
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| And see me doin it |