| Ladies and gentleman we’ll be landing in about 20 minutes
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| Descending into Kennedy Airport
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| The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening
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| The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling
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| Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight We’ll be
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| coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones
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| So please fasten your seat belts
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| And store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your ass
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| Sir, can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing?
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| Aight, I’m a do it right now I just gotta get something out this bag
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| Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position
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| And store your tray table away?
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| Alright, hold on I told you I’m a do it right in one minute
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| I just got to get something out this bag
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| Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman
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| I’ve been telling you this entire flight
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| It’s against federal regulations to use a walk
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| Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain’t trying to hear that
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| Listen I told you I was going to do it in one minute
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| Your starting to get on my fucking nerves
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| Get the fuck outta here, aight
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| Sir is there a problem? |
| Yeah there’s a problem
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| Do I have to alert the captain?
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| Yeah, alert your captain this, get the fuck over here
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| Come here take me to the fucking captain
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| Who’s in charge here?
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| I am, I said who’s in charge here?
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| Uh, you are
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| Alright then, now turn this motherfucker around
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| Is this shit on? |
| Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking
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| This is a mother-fucking stickup
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| We’ll be cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet
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| I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings
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| Motherfucking shoes, sneakers, socks
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| I want the credit cards, the welfare cards
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| I even want your fucking freaking flyer mouse
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| I’m telling you the first motherfucker to move
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| Is gonna catch this motherfucker
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| Now send the bag around, thank you
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| Motherfucker didn’t I say don’t move |