| Alota:
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| This is G.P.N the Ghetto Pyshic Network, I’m your host alota Vagina
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| Lady:
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| Who?
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| Alota:
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| Alota Vagina, Ho!
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| Now our Pyshic’s have traveled tha world demonstrating there amazing pyshic
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| powers. | 
| Tonight were in tha world famous Brick City, knocking on motherfucking
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| doors showing what our experts have done for niggas lives
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| Aight ya’ll right now were in? | 
| Brandon Court? | 
| and ummm were creeping up on one
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| of our satisfied viewers, lets see what she’s got to say
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| (knocks on door)
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| (door squeaks open)
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| Alota: Girl it’s the Ghetto Pyshic Network!
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| Girl:(Screams)Alota Vagina!
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| Alota: Hey girl, tell us what your personal pyshic has revealed to ya!
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| Girl: Well girl let me tell you what my G.P.N pyshic had done for me he told me
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| that I was gon' be trippin on TWO niggas and suckin TWO dicks at the same time
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| and here they are Pop and Trev say hi mutherfuckers
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| Pop and Trev:
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| Oh shit what up
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| Yeah what up
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| (laughs)
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| Alota: See, whew, look what the Pyshic Network has done for this bitch live.
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| Now lets go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer
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| (Knocks on door)
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| Alota Vagina from the Ghetto Pyshic Network, open tha door
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| Man:
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| Alota Vagina that bitch from…
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| Alota:
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| That’s right it’s me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial
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| (Door opens)
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| Man:
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| Hey is this shit on Tv?
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| Alota:
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| Tell us how the Ghetto Pyshic Network has worked for you?
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| Man:
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| Well my Pysic Network told me I was going to have some time off from my job
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| (croud: oohhhh) but then I seen my girlfriend in McDonald’s with this other
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| mutherfucker so I had to smoke both of they asses, so you see I am going to
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| have time off, 25 years off (croud:awww) Pyshic Network you was right again
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| Alota:
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| Now need I say more, our Ghetto hotline is open for all calls, call 1−800-haul
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| ass I said 1−800-haul ass, call now and get the first 15 minutes for free
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| mutherfuckers!
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| Redman:
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| This message was sponsered and brought to you by mutherfuckers who smoke a lot
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| of weed and will smack the shit out of you incorporated |