Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hire Me, artist - Dr SyntaxDate of issue: 25.09.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Hire Me |
| I’ll be interviewing you today, okay |
| So I’ve had a look at your CV (uh-huh) |
| Given your experience, in all honesty |
| Tell us how you might approach |
| Working for a company like ours |
| Honestly? |
| (yeah) |
| Uh, I’ll probably turn up early every day for my first week (first week) |
| Just to have you thinking im disturbingly keen (wow) |
| But the very next week, its unlikely I’ll be heard from |
| Or seen 'till at least 9:30 it seems (where is he?) |
| And why you telling me we need to work as a team? |
| I’ll be doddering around in a world of my dreams |
| And as for a dress code? |
| (what?) Hell no (no) |
| If you want me in a suit, then I’ll turn up in jeans |
| You might think that I’m half-witted |
| But when it comes to myself then im generally a harsh critic |
| I take on projects I can’t finish |
| And leave people hanging right at the last minute |
| (Uh, that sounds a bit unprofessional) |
| So what? |
| Would you prefer it if I said I’m like a robot? |
| I’m just a broke joke bloke with no job |
| Who can’t afford what his life costs |
| I’m begging you to hire me |
| I’m not civility personified |
| I’ve never even had a job I liked |
| But please! |
| Hire me |
| See I’m just trying to be the honest guy |
| Assuming that’s what every boss would like |
| Go on, hire me |
| Cause right now I’m in a rut |
| Down to my last tenner on the first of the month |
| Please, hire me |
| Go on, hire me |
| Anyone? |
| Hire me |
| I won’t increase your turn over |
| I’ll turn up hungover |
| Having spent the night on some sofa (oh shit) |
| It doesn’t matter if I’m drunk or sober |
| I’m in the same shirt with the funky aroma (phew) |
| You can try and call me but I won’t pick the phone up |
| I’ll be online chatting with some other stoners |
| Talking about how shit my job is (shit) |
| But at least I get paid just to sit and talk bollocks (bollocks) |
| I went to uni twice but that’s irrelevant |
| Did it for the hell of it (*laughing*) |
| Middle-class decadence |
| Wahey, I got some arts degrees |
| I was a, regular face on a whole lot of party scenes |
| My bank’s still charging me |
| For some money those cunts loaned me back in '03 (cunts!) |
| Please let me know you’re keen |
| Or just slip me some dough and I’ll leave |
| I’ll be so discrete! |
| I’m not civility personified |
| I’ve never even had a job I liked |
| But please! |
| Hire me |
| See I’m just trying to be the honest guy |
| Assuming that’s what every boss would like |
| Go on, hire me |
| Cause right now I’m in a rut |
| Down to my last tenner on the first of the month |
| Please, hire me |
| Go on, hire me |
| Anyone? |
| Hire me |
| Yo, Goldman Sachs won’t |
| Hire me |
| The whole Civil Service won’t |
| Hire me |
| Hewlett Packard won’t |
| Hire me |
| The Evening Standard won’t |
| Hire me |
| HSBC won’t |
| Hire me |
| The SO 24 Hour garage won’t |
| Hire me |
| Random House Publishing won’t |
| Hire me |
| McDonalds! |
| (ugh) |