| (- You’re a newcomer, you can’t just barge in here
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| And expect to change things, that’s unheard of
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| — Well, it’s not unheard of where I come from)
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| Here come the hicks, the hicks are comin
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| Here come the hicks, the hicks are comin
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| Here come the hicks, the hicks are comin
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| Here come the hiiiicks
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| Oh I’ll be goddamned
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| I guess I be the hick representin the bamas
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| The brothas and fly mama jamas
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| With the southern drawl (you soft)
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| Come down with that frame of mind and get those chopped off
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| We got hatchets, timbers and sawmills for lumber
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| Mosquitos in the summer, your girl my cucumber
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| It’s garden fresh, I pump that gas like I was at Hess
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| Look at those comin out the woods
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| It’s the hicks that roll thick
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| Advancin frame by frame like a motion picture flick
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| In the past you (?) in my parts
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| But don’t come in these parts, yo, I’m callin on my horses
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| Tie one leg to Betsy, the other to Ikey
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| Whip both horses, now you’re split down the seams
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| And taken out back by a real hillbilly
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| Yo, the come off it
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| And many don’t know where my country funk comes from |
| You need to check history, seems there’s a mystery
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| So check this view from way down yonder in the paw-paw patch
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| The brother chewed redman tabacco and snuff from Kodiak
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| I reckon their gums must be rotten
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| Now you know country ain’t all about pickin cotton
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| This is a hoedown like 150 proof
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| Watch your back while I take a toot
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| While we’re moonshinin and drinkin corn liquor
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| If you drink some more, it put some hair on that chest
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| Because the vibe down here is real
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| Take you five miles out, you forget that from-the-hood deal
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| And many claim the south is bein corny
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| But nah don’t send mail, send your girl because I’m horny
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| Like Gang Starr said — Yo, I’ll always respond
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| Word is bond, I come on and on
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| Cause I’ll stalk ya from a tree or below
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| And you could easily vanish by a shot from my arrow
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| Who would know, I’ll plant that ass and watch it grow
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| And there ain’t no comin back like suede Pumas or afros
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| Who drunk all the Kool-Aid? |
| Yo, you must be out of your mind
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| Country black folks don’t drink no damn Country Thyme |
| What you thinkin, we run the hills just like David Dinkins
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| Rollin the grass, watchin summer pass
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| Neighbor please, down upon your knees and gimme 20
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| It could make for good love but your girl gives me plenty
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| I had too much tits
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| Cause I know a brother that’ll chop your finger off and have it fried with some
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| grits
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| Oh howdy partner, you called Judge Wapner for support
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| But this ain’t no time for People’s Court
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| As you’re sittin in a cauldron, water 'round you boilin
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| Some are spared the rod but some children needed scoldin
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| So get yo monkey (?) I’m a cannibal, but now you know
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| You shoulda went to Fresno
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| Whatever, long gone and good rid’s, don’t come back
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| Cause country hicks and bamas don’t be playin that |