| It’s been rough and rocky traveling' |
| I finally got my feet back on the ground |
| After takin' several readings I find out that |
| My mind’s still fairly sound |
| I thought Nashville was the roughest |
| But I guess I said the same about them all |
| They said we look suspicious |
| But I think they like to pick on me and Paul |
| Almost busted in Laredo but for reasons |
| That I’d rather not disclose |
| But if you’re stayin' in a motel there and leave |
| Just don’t leave nothin' in your clothes |
| And at the airport in Milwaukee |
| They refused to let us board the plane at all |
| They said we looked suspicious |
| But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul |
| It’s been rough and rocky travelin' |
| But I’m finally standing upright on the ground |
| After takin' several readings I’m surprised |
| To find my mind’s still fairly sound |
| On a package show in Buffalo with us |
| And Kitty Wells and Charlie Pride |
| The show was long and we’re just sittin' there |
| And we’d come to play and not just for the ride |
| Well we drank a lot of whiskey so I don’t know |
| If we went on that night at all |
| I don’t think they even missed us |
| I guess Buffalo ain’t geared for me and Paul |
| It’s been rough and rocky travelin' |
| But I’m finally standing upright on the ground |
| After takin' several readings I’m surprised |
| To find my mind’s still fairly sound |