| Feuding and fussing and a-fighting
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| Sometimes it gets to be exciting
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| Don’t like them ornery neighbors down by the creek
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| We’ll be plumb out of neighbors next week
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| Grandma, poor old grandma
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| Why’d they have to shoot poor grandma
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| She lies 'neath the clover
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| Someone caught her bending over
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| Picking up a daisy
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| Feuding and fussing and a-fighting
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| This is a wrong that needs a righting
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| Let’s get that funeral service over
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| So then we can start in a-feuding again
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| Feuding and fighting and a-fussing
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| That’s all that’s going on with using
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| We are such neighborly people peaceful and sweet
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| All except when we happen to meet
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| Daughter, baby daughter
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| Poisoned all the neighbors chickens
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| Daughter hadn’t oughter
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| Least until she could run like the dickens
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| They hit her with a shovel
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| Feuding and fighting and a-fussing
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| No use a-standing here a-cussing
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| Let’s give our daughter a pistol now that she’s four
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| And go feuding and fighting some more |