| It’s the end of the month I gotta pay the rent
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| I wish I was the President
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| It’s the end of the month and all my money i spent
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| I wish I was the President
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| I’d have a big white house with a yard and a fence
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| So I could keep all the terrorists out
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| I’d be the king of the world I would lie and deny
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| And get high with little honor role girls
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| I wish I was the President
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| It’s the end of the month and what a year so far
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| I wish I was the President
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| Every end of the month I buy a brand new car
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| And drive it straight to the strip bar
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| Where I’d be drinkin for free
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| And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me Snortin shit up my nose
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| With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes
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| I’d make every day a holiday
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| I wish I was the President
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| A mandatory raise for the underpaid
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| I wish I was the President
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| It’s the end of the month another one down the drain
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| I’d have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
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| And I would still complain
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| I’d do whatever I please
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| And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
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| I’d smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car
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| And fuck11 differnt porno stars
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| I’d live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes
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| And I’d barely have to see my wife
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| I’d make every day a holiday
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| I wish I was the President
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| A mandatory raise for the underpaid
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| I wish I was the President
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| Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy
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| Goddammit do you have to complain
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| Don’t you think I’m tired of the same ole same ole thing
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| I wish I was the President |