Lyrics Neanderthal - Doorly, Marshall Jefferson

Neanderthal

Once upon a time
Back in the day
There were cavemen (What?)
Neanderthals
And they didn’t had stereos
They didn’t had videogames
They didn’t had TVs
They couldn’t leave and talk
They just grunted
So as you can imagine
Things were pretty boring back in the day
One day
Neanderthal sitting all by himself
And he saw a female walk by
He thought to himself, «That looks like something «So he grunted: «Hnnng!»
And that’s how house music started
(What?)
Neanderthals
And they didn’t had stereos
They didn’t had TVs
They couldn’t leave and talk
They just grunted
Because everybody grunted
So he had to think of something quick
So he grabbed the
And he started a beat on it
She thought it sounded kinda cool, so she walked over
And he kept beating on that
And it was a success
So everyday he would go on, beat on this log some more
It started getting more females
Caused the boys to listen
They started to grab stuff and beat on them too
Started to beat on branches and trees and
All kinds of stuff
That’s how house music started