| If I get to be a big pop star
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| I’ll buy me a Facel Vega car
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| I’ll put nikki in the driving seat
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| Go out and give my friends a treat
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| I’ll drive 'round the block with the radio blaring
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| Take off your clothes without caring
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| Get some girls who are nice and free
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| That don’t give a damn about chastity
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| They all agree, such a big issue
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| Over a tiny little bit of tissue
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| I’ll ride 'round to my old pal bounce’s
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| Go up town and score some ounces
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| He was good to me, you see
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| He used to give me lifts for free
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| Now, Julian is the one I like
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| I’m gonna buy him a pedal bike
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| So he’ll be in keeping with his station
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| Riding around my pot plantation
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| I’m gonna buy him a panama hat
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| And a bamboo chair, he’ll like that
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| A nice big chick to spend his time
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| And pretty soon they’d blow their minds
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| Now, don’t you think that I’d look cute
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| In a big gold lame suit?
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| With shiny lips and greasy hair
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| And my fifteen percent share
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| You see the one with the red dress on
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| She does the hoochy coochy all night long
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| Baby, baby, I love you
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| Baby, baby, why do you make me blue
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| I’m gonna change my name to Rick or Jean
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| Work out a nice stage routine
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| Pretty soon I’d write a song
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| Forget the words and sing it wrong
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| It doesn’t matter
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| If your wallet gets fatter
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| It’ll be nice to be a big pop star
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| If I can’t be one I don’t care
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| I don’t give a damn rich or poor
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| I’ll find a welcome at many door
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| You’d take me in, wouldn’t you love?
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| You’d take me in, wouldn’t you love?
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| Now, I know a girl called Marianne
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| I wanna make love to her if I can
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| Get her in bed for better or worse
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| If a Rolling Stone ain’t got there first
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| It’s quite probable
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| Be quite comemorable
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| Wouldn’t be comparable
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| Get nice and stoneable
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| So I’d rock around the old fir tree
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| Merry Christmas to Bo Diddly
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| I’m gonna be a cool humdinger
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| The one and only pop folk singer
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| There ain’t much left to say
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| Before I pack up and decide to stay
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| Fee, fi, fo, fum
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| Hit parade, here I come! |