Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Talkin' Pop Star Blues, artist - Donovan.
Date of issue: 31.01.2004
Song language: English
Talkin' Pop Star Blues |
If I get to be a big pop star |
I’ll buy me a Facel Vega car |
I’ll put nikki in the driving seat |
Go out and give my friends a treat |
I’ll drive 'round the block with the radio blaring |
Take off your clothes without caring |
Get some girls who are nice and free |
That don’t give a damn about chastity |
They all agree, such a big issue |
Over a tiny little bit of tissue |
I’ll ride 'round to my old pal bounce’s |
Go up town and score some ounces |
He was good to me, you see |
He used to give me lifts for free |
Now, Julian is the one I like |
I’m gonna buy him a pedal bike |
So he’ll be in keeping with his station |
Riding around my pot plantation |
I’m gonna buy him a panama hat |
And a bamboo chair, he’ll like that |
A nice big chick to spend his time |
And pretty soon they’d blow their minds |
Now, don’t you think that I’d look cute |
In a big gold lame suit? |
With shiny lips and greasy hair |
And my fifteen percent share |
You see the one with the red dress on |
She does the hoochy coochy all night long |
Baby, baby, I love you |
Baby, baby, why do you make me blue |
I’m gonna change my name to Rick or Jean |
Work out a nice stage routine |
Pretty soon I’d write a song |
Forget the words and sing it wrong |
It doesn’t matter |
If your wallet gets fatter |
It’ll be nice to be a big pop star |
If I can’t be one I don’t care |
I don’t give a damn rich or poor |
I’ll find a welcome at many door |
You’d take me in, wouldn’t you love? |
You’d take me in, wouldn’t you love? |
Now, I know a girl called Marianne |
I wanna make love to her if I can |
Get her in bed for better or worse |
If a Rolling Stone ain’t got there first |
It’s quite probable |
Be quite comemorable |
Wouldn’t be comparable |
Get nice and stoneable |
So I’d rock around the old fir tree |
Merry Christmas to Bo Diddly |
I’m gonna be a cool humdinger |
The one and only pop folk singer |
There ain’t much left to say |
Before I pack up and decide to stay |
Fee, fi, fo, fum |
Hit parade, here I come! |