| Love is beautiful, love is swell
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| Love is as sweet as a nut
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| Love is grander than tongue can tell
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| Love is remarkable, but
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| Look at what it did to Antony
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| It made a fool out of Antony
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| If love could do that to Antony
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| What chance have I with love?
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| Look at what it did to Romeo
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| It dealt poor Romey an awful blow
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| If love could do that to Romeo
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| What chance have I with love?
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| Look at what it did to Samson
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| 'Til he lost his hair he was brave
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| If a haircut could weaken Samson
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| They could murder me with a shave
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| Look at what it did to Bonaparte
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| He lost his head when he lost his heart
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| If he kicked over the apple cart
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| What chance have I
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| An ordinary guy
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| What chance have I with love |